1. freshest-tittymilk:

morphinginthepuhsea:

starslicer:

86thatshit:

fit-black-girls:

I had to do a side by side pic!!!! Mannnn this lady is KILLING ME!!! I hope I look as good as her when I’m in my 50’s!!! Her body is KILLING half of these women that are dragging around!!! #salute *heads to the gym #motivation #abs #fitness #cougarstatus http://instagram.com/p/Yu570BDq-K/

So if she was 50 you trying to tell me this bitch got a camera phone 25 years before they were invented? HD quality at that…gtfo my nigga. Get the fuck. outta my house, Rabbit!

Lmaoooooooooo

im glad im not the only one who was thinkin of that shit
now i dont feel so slow

So… The thought that the 27yo could be her daughter never crossed you minds?

Check the instagram link. the 27yo is saying she wants to be like the 50 year old at that age.

    freshest-tittymilk:

    morphinginthepuhsea:

    starslicer:

    86thatshit:

    fit-black-girls:

    I had to do a side by side pic!!!! Mannnn this lady is KILLING ME!!! I hope I look as good as her when I’m in my 50’s!!! Her body is KILLING half of these women that are dragging around!!! #salute *heads to the gym #motivation #abs #fitness #cougarstatus http://instagram.com/p/Yu570BDq-K/

    So if she was 50 you trying to tell me this bitch got a camera phone 25 years before they were invented? HD quality at that…gtfo my nigga. Get the fuck. outta my house, Rabbit!

    Lmaoooooooooo

    im glad im not the only one who was thinkin of that shit

    now i dont feel so slow

    So… The thought that the 27yo could be her daughter never crossed you minds?

    Check the instagram link. the 27yo is saying she wants to be like the 50 year old at that age.

     
  2. thepleasureprinciple:

    queennubian:

    ifineededsome1:

    jeanbean603:

    ifineededsome1:

    jeanbean603:

    ifineededsome1:

    how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?

    an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”

    so you give birth to an elf every month?

    yes.

    image

    Tumblr rofl why 

    I laughed an ugly laugh.

    When a girl’s period ends

    (via freshest-tittymilk)

     
  3. fancybro:

    ladyblackkat:

     worst physical pains 


    stepping on a lego

    stubbing your toe

    touching a curling iron

    getting shampoo in your eyes

    spilling lemon juice on a paper cut

    getting stabbed 47 times

    burning your tongue

    sitting on a hairbrush

    getting bit by an ant

    one of these is not like the rest

    I know, stepping on a Lego is just cruel.

    (Source: land-of-reblogs-and-fandoms, via freshest-tittymilk)

     
  4. freshest-tittymilk:

gothikka01:

burst-of-giggles:

n0thing-left-inside:

Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.
And yes, posting this was completely necessary.

This.

You deserve an award. My hero <3

if you still believe in sending anon hate when there’s so much god damn technology at our disposal
just remember: there are people out there willing to send you dildos and shitty porn in return for your stupid shit.
just because i don’t publish it don’t mean i don’t get it…

I can’t help but wonder if anon is like “free dildos, score!”

    freshest-tittymilk:

    gothikka01:

    burst-of-giggles:

    n0thing-left-inside:

    Can we all appreciate this for a moment? I think I won the Internet with this last night.

    And yes, posting this was completely necessary.

    This.

    You deserve an award. My hero <3

    if you still believe in sending anon hate when there’s so much god damn technology at our disposal

    just remember: there are people out there willing to send you dildos and shitty porn in return for your stupid shit.

    just because i don’t publish it don’t mean i don’t get it…

    I can’t help but wonder if anon is like “free dildos, score!”

    (Source: n0thingleftinside)

     
  5. reina:


shaynaelizabethh:
Done.This is me every winter. 

creys

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!

    reina:

    shaynaelizabethh:

    Done.

    This is me every winter. 

    creys

    GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!

    (Source: donbrodka, via thetoshira)

     
  6. exbestfriend:

racecarmodlr:

hattedguineapigs:

timelordy-teganbreann:

saveitasajpeg:

timelordy-teganbreann:

I did Nazi this coming

Indeed, this was the Führer-thest thing from my mind.

I’m not even sure why this toast is even Herr

THIS TOAST IS WAAAY OUT OF MEIN KAMFORT ZONE.

I’m not sure why I’m reblogging this, Anne Frankly, you shouldn’t be reblogging this either.

Something is not Reich with that toaster.

Where&#8217;s the glass of concentrated orange jew-ce

    exbestfriend:

    racecarmodlr:

    hattedguineapigs:

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    saveitasajpeg:

    timelordy-teganbreann:

    I did Nazi this coming

    Indeed, this was the Führer-thest thing from my mind.

    I’m not even sure why this toast is even Herr

    THIS TOAST IS WAAAY OUT OF MEIN KAMFORT ZONE.

    I’m not sure why I’m reblogging this, Anne Frankly, you shouldn’t be reblogging this either.

    Something is not Reich with that toaster.

    Where’s the glass of concentrated orange jew-ce

    (Source: red-lipstick)

     
  7. thetoshira:

    hidefsteff:

    thetoshira replied to your post: tell us abt a person you like or are dating in detail.

    You aren’t dating me.

    1. You couldn’t handle dating me

    2. There isn’t an amount of money in the world that would persuade me to date you.

    3. Your ass ain’t shit

    4. You have lice.

    5. Your nipples are non-existent.

    image

    Stefany, you idiot. 

    (Source: 1017andpregnant)

     
  8. dewottt:

    the gays are coming

    There’s a storm coming…and IT’S RAININ MEN!!!

    (Source: bleakparadise, via pasdesolee)

     
  9. ewok-gia:

    You wanna live forever?

    MEDIC!

    (Source: , via unskinny)

     
  10. groovymouse:

    Ecstatic that he’s signed on for the sequel, but a tv show too?!?! OHMYGOD YES.

    Dear Lord, all the avengers are gonna die.

    (via unskinny)